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Filthy Lucre

There is a movement to put the face of Ronald Reagan on the $10. Here’s proof. Personally, I think this is insane, as Alexander Hamilton was pretty much the fundamental driving force behind the foundation of the Mint and the Federal Reserve banking system. But hey, whatever. Here’s what I think a Reagan $10 should look like.

For the record, I would be in complete support of a Nixon $10 bill, so long as on the back there was a pinup of Kissinger in drag.

Not Hoover in drag, mind you, as that would be cliché. I mean Kissinger in a cocktail dress, arm in arm with Augusto Pinochet on their way to the debutant ball. That would be a ten spot I would be glad to carry around in my wallet.