Samuel

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Because when you bend over to pick something up, it's likely to fall out. When the thing that you're picking up is on asphalt, the iPhone hits the asphalt. This is the result of an iPhone falling face down onto asphalt.

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Hey, I have an idea. Let's spend the whole morning talking about how much work we have to do instead of doing the insane quantity of work we have to do.

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The roast and mass wedding was a huge success!

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It’s a 2000 Toyota Sienna with 120,000 miles. It’s in remarkably good shape, having had only one owner who treated it like a Virgo treats a car (plastic mats on the floor so the carpet is in factory mint condition, etc…)

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I just drove past Washington park (under the bridge). The whole place was surrounded in police line tape. Any ideas what happened?

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