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Economic Hardship and Layoffs

Samuel — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 01:04:35 +0000

Due to the subprime crisis, the ensuing credit crunch, and related budget problems, The Alphabet has had to make some drastic moves to cut payroll costs. Effective immediately, we are laying off the following letters; U, Y, and C. Alphabetic workload will be redistributed as follows; the portfolio formerly covered by U will be taken back over by V. Some of yov remember that V has covered this load in the past, and we expect him to pick back up in fvll swing. The Y beat will be handled by I, or when she can’t do it on her own, IE. We’ll leave it vp to them to deside how to divide vp this work. Finally, C will be replaced by K and S. Thankfvllie, the portfolio is alreadie easilie divided bie sovnd. We vnderstand that this is hard on ieor families, and we didn’t take this desision lightlie. However, in these trieing times, sometimes diffikult khoises have to be made. Thank ieov for ieor kooperation during this most trieing time.

Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole?

Samuel — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 20:06:11 +0000

On The Homosexual Agenda

Samuel — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 03:40:12 +0000

I’ve had this idea for some time; to buy inexpensive day-planners, decorate them with feather boas, sequins, rainbows, and other twee accoutrements, and to market such as ‘The Homosexual Agenda’.

Get it?

I’ve not done this, but at this point there seems a good enough reason. There is likely going to be an expensive legal fight in California to challenge Prop 8, the act that used the California Constitution to take a fundamental right from Gay and Lesbian citizens. Selling Homosexual Agendas could be a great fundraiser for this campaign. But I want to see whether or not I would be able to pay back an initial investment. So, would you buy one? How much would you pay, knowing that all proceeds were going to a good cause? Push the comment button and tell me what you think.